Warm Regards

We have received formal complaints about your performance, and as such, you have been horizontally redistributed to the new position prior to the holiday break. 

You have been delegated the task of writing the biweekly email informing the physical body of the company of the performance, both personal and economical.

We have pre-installed the auto-generative key to the text-to-speech AllsWell program. Whatever uncensored intrusive thoughts can be put onto the email ledger with a single keystroke. Your performance will be heavily scrutinized; the content of your documentation and writing is not up to the same level of scrutiny.

Warm Regards.

The Corporate Developmental Team 

• Julian Herman: Developmental digital ideation, leveragement of second dimensional digital creative assets, executing keystrokes in appropriate sequence to create legible sentences. 
• Caleb Cannon: Sonical spatial soundwave production both long and shortform.
• Drew Burbach: Software solutions architect and computer engine interface expert. 
• Ryan Pruitt: Third dimensional asset interpolation and ideation